school and girls

Saturday, May 2, 2009,

they have a lot of things in common yet so different

its like, u wanna get into the best school and get the best girl, but the first one is much more simpler to get even though the former is much more worth it in a sense of productivity

I'll list down the theories that i have that differentiate them

money : we pay thousands of dollars a year for school supplies and funds which we do against our own will, but we hope to get sex for the price of movie and dinner.

support : when it comes to school, everybody is on your side, you've got people recommending stuff to you, people proposing courses to you, people willing to guide throughout the year. who will help you get laid?

false advertising : when you're gonna apply into poly/jc/ite, they will show you great adverts, making you wanna join it.. and they also look through your picture and your results and poof. ure the right candidate. how many people respond to personal ads thinking they've found the perfect match only to be bitterly disappointed upon meeting them?

safety : you will apply to every available school you can get your hands too, just so you can get into something and not drown hopelessly.. if the object is to get a job in the future, then any school is better than no school at all.

you know how people make a list of all the school they can/can't/maybe get into?

lets make one for the girls :D

UNREALISTIC, BUT WORTH FANTASISING ABOUT
- this are the girls you see with loads of bf, once they broke up, there get the next one and they look so good looking like thos pictures of artist/pornstars world wide..
- lesbians
- the best looking ones
- the one that pretends they are the best looking ones
- the bitch
- the sluts
- the stars
- the hotties
- my ex
- your ex
- his scandal
- her lesbian partner
- those older than you


MORE REALISTIC
- everyone else that don't fall on category above
- but most probably you/me won't be interested in this kind cause they are mediocre

SAFETIES : incase we need a last minute date lol
- your female best friends :D (no offence ladies)

IM JUST KIDDING ABOUT THIS... sort off
AlweeVon'Faux at 1:37 AM